Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just gift wrapped bread.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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