if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
