Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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