Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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