Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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