is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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