i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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