There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he fucked my hip out of place.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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