Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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