the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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