I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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