I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they're like a gay fantastic four
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How does one acquire holy water?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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