I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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