last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Randomize
