Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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