champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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