i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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