We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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