I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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