I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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