BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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