She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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