i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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