Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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