i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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