Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR