The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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