Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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