is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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