quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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