Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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