i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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