Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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