Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
