Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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