last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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