My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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