She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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