I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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