Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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