the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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