My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i've created a new STD.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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