hotel room ftw
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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