Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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