I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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