I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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