how can u be prego again
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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