my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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