It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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