Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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