I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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