So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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