i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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