i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.