Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.