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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just so you know, I have a bf.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.

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• (845): View more from New York

  What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know

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• (415): View more from California

  he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"

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• (716): View more from New York

  I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.

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